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Naughty List

Wanna know how Naughty I am?
I forgot to write up my own Naughty List!!!
Today though I am going to focus on the BGC and what we're linking up over there!

Today it's time to bid CB a farewell. Yes you heard right.
CB has run off to the circus to be a juggling palm reader. Hopefully she can stay sober long enough not to piss off the strong man. She has juggled so much though in the blogger land that I think she'll do just fine!
My favorite memory about CB is kinda how we met.
I had linked up to her BSF many months ago, but had forgotten to post her button. So the next Friday she chewed me out on her blog! I posted a comment ~~groveling, sobbing and kissing ass~~ apologizing and she thought I was cute and hilarious and told me "I heart your freakin face hooker!"
We've been blogging BFF's ever since.
I cried when I read the post that she was leaving.
Now what am I going to do with this stupid Flamingo she begged me for!!!
CB I'm drinkin to you! And your skank butt better come back soon!
Link up your Naughty List here and then go to the BGC and link up your CB post there. And you can do them in the same post if you like!

Would you like to help host the Naughty List? Do you have Naughty Questions that we can use for the Naughty List?
Email me!!

Naughty List! Come link Up!

Happy Hump Day Everyone!!!
You know what time it is Boys and Girls! Go check out your Naughty List Hostess's and LINK UP!

Names Will Not Be Changed To Protect The Innocent

While I know you enjoy coming to read all of juicy, naughty secrets, this is a blog hop! So we want you to link up with us! Post our naughty button somewhere on your page and then come and link yourself up so we can check you out!
Some of you aren't even bothering to follow me! And I am THE Naughty Leader, obviously! Since I was able to get all of these super amazing woman to hook up with me.
Bottom line, check us out and link up!
Now time for your naughty Questions!

1. Have you ever walked in on a family member in a sexual moment?

2. Have you ever lied to a significant other?

3. Have you ever done the deed with your child (or someone else who was oblivious) in the same room?

4. Have you ever not tipped a service person (IE manicurist, waiter, caddy, valet, stripper) for a really stupid reason? (IE Too broke to tip, didn't like how they said hello)

5. Have you ever used your womanly body parts to get you something, or get you out of something?

(I am always looking for more naughty Questions!)

What are my confessions of the week?

1. I had Coldstone ice cream last night!!! I am not allowed any sugar on my diet! But it was cookie dough and it was worth it!!!

2. I have been losing the last few weeks on both of my Fantasy Football teams. But since my husband is the commisioner on both of them, I figured he could help me cheat a little this week! I even offered him sexual favors....

But no! He turned me down. And I lost again!

3. While walking home from picking Caden up from school today I let him listen to Pandora Radio on my phone with the head phones....Just so I didn't have to listen to him go on and on and on and ask me a bajillion questions!!! Hey...I have not slept in a few days and my patience is GONE!

Don't forget to check out Wicked Wednesday over at the Bad Girl Bloggers!

Instead of answering the Naughty Questions this week I am going to put out a call to all of you Bad Boys and Girls!

Think you're bad enough to cut it at the BGC?

Then shoot me an email!

I might pick you to interview on the BGC!

Time for the NAUGHTY LIST! Come link up!

Hello and happy Hump Day to all!

If you are new to this MeMe don't be shy! Jump on in!
We host this Naughty Linkup to let out some of our naughty secrets!
It can be the day you fed your kids cookies for breakfast, or a bedroom story to share! You make it as wholesome or as naughty as you like!
You can also, or instead of sharing 3 secrets, answer our 5 questions!

First off, here are your hostesses!

You are missing out if you are not following them!

How Naughty Am I?

1. I have been dodging a good friend's phone calls for a week.

I jut don't want to talk to them and hear them whine about

people that I don't care about!!

2. Our upstairs neighbors don't take care of their backporches,

and they are fine with letting all of their garbage

fall into our yard! So...

I pick it up and drop it in the neighbor's yard.

I take better care of mine and they never notice the extra trash!

3. I have some black, lace, lingerie that I bought 4

months ago and have not worn.

It still has the tags on it!!

Ready for your 5 questions???

5 QUESTIONS:
1. When do you feel like a naughty mommy?
2. A Celebrity that makes you think naughty things!
3. Post a picture that is rated PG or PG13 but that always makes you think naughty!
4. Tell me about your first kiss!
5. Do you "prune your lady garden"? For naughty reasons or other reasons?

My answers:

1. When do you feel like a naughty mommy?

ALWAYS!! I feel like I am constantly telling Caden to hush!

It's not that I don't want to hear about his day,

I just don't want to hear about it all at once in a yelling voice!!

2. A Celebrity that makes you think naughty things!

Since it's football season I will share this one with you...

Yeah I know ya'll are laughing right now...especially if

you have seen his Head and Shoulder's commercials.

BUT...I did have a sex dream about him once.

So now he gives me naughty thoughts!!
3. Post a picture that is rated PG or PG13 but that always makes you think naughty!

You know it's funny but naughty too!!
4. Tell me about your first kiss!

"My first kiss went a little like this..."

Just kidding....I was 12 (Young I know!!)

And it was a fall day. We were at a park, sitting on a bench.

And he smelled like cologne and spearmint gum

when we kissed.
5. Do you "prune your lady garden"? For naughty reasons or other reasons?

YES!!! But mainly for personal reasons.

I can't stand the feeling of body hair!!

Well there you go!

Don't forget to follow your hostess's!

Remember that I am always needing help coming up with Naughty Questions each week!

If you submit 5 that we use you can be our guest host for the week!

Also if you link up with your own Naughty Post you'll get 5 entries in my next giveaway!

Don't forget to check out Wicked Wednesday as well!

Naughty Teaser!

As most of you know tomorrow is Wednesday! Which means The Naughty List!
Want to write up your Naughty List tonight so that you can link up early? Then shoot me an email and I'll get those questions right on over to ya!
whimsical.miss@gmail.com

If you write up your own Naughty List post you will get 5 extra entries into my next giveaway!
You NEED to be checkin out Gucci Mama and lending her a hand as well! When a blogger asks for help, we help!
Also...Are you doing something special for Breast Cancer Awareness Month? Please let me know!!!

The Naughty List is here!

Happy hump day loves!

Hope You're all having great week.

Time to dust your shoulders off and bare your soul.

Don't forget to check out my fellow co-hostess's!

My Naughty List for the week:

1. I have not done dishes since Sunday. Ya Jena...The brownie dish is still in the sink. I'm going through a Not Sleeping Stage again...About 3 hours a night. So between extreme tiredness and major migraines I am ready to die and dishes are not on my to do list.

2. I am doing two reviews right now for two different decal companies. But I co-ordinated the products I am receiving around each other. So I am waiting for the second to show up before I place and review the first. Naughty me!

3. I spend most all day Sunday having sex on the couch. Caden was napping most of the day since he is still on cough medicine, so we took advantage of the time alone. LOVELY!

Now here are your 5 Naughty Questions:

1. When did you first realize you had a naughty streak?
2. Have you ever stolen anything? What? why?
3. Have you ever cheated at anything?
4. Your most used position for sex?
5. One place or thing that's in your fantasies but rarely or never in your sex life.

MY ANSWERS:

1. When did you first realize you had a naughty streak?

When I was 17 and I worked at a sex shop. The thought of it seemed frightening at first. But I really got into it!!

2. Have you ever stolen anything? What? Why?

Once. When I was 12. I stole a little key chain calculator. They were giving them out at school for everyone who had sold so many magazine subscriptions. I'd had to miss a few days of school and didn't get to turn in my sales on time. All of my friends had one and I didn't. So I tried to steal one from a store in the mall. But I got out. And My parents made my life hell.

3. Have you ever cheated at anything?

No. I have always been too scared that I would get caught.

4. Your most used position for sex?

Probly missionary. I love being able to touch hubs all over. Plus I like to move around a lot and that position makes movement easiest!

5. One place or thing that's in your fantasies but rarely or never in your sex life.

A third person. lol! Probly music. We never plan sex, it just happens. But I want to get a CD player for our room so we can have music.

Now Post your answers on your own page, or in my comments and link up!!

**** Would you like to be a Naughty List Co-Host?

Or have some naughty questions for us to use?

Please email me at whimsical_miss@yahoo.com

Also don't forget to check out the Bad Girls Club and Wicked Wednesday!

Happy Hump Day! Feelin a little naughty?

Today I'll be your naughty leader!

And I am calling all my girls!

I have some questions for all of you to answer!

But first let me thank my naughty co-hostess's!

But first my Naughty List for the week:

1. I have had sex on a beach.

A beautiful, public beach, during the day!

It was unplanned and perfect.

2. Since I have been sick I haven't wanted to do much, including the dishes. I needed to clean out a paint tray and some brushes I had used and instead of washing the dishes to use the sink I just used the bathtub. Although now I have paint splatters in my tub.

Le Sigh.

3. I made Seth stay up late Friday night to have sex.

We were planning on painting Saturday but I always love having sex Saturday afternoons and then taking a nap and I knew painting would get in the way.

I don't think he minded!!!

Now for your questions!! Please answer these in a post with your naughty button.

Or if you are shy you can do it in the comments.

1. What time of day are you generally in the mood?
2. Have you ever had sex at work? Would you?
3. Ever had a moment as a mom/wife/friend where you thought MAN I am a horrible mom/wife/friend and I just don't care right now? Explain.
4. What is the sexiest thing you own?
5. Name a sexual regret from your youth.

I'll share my answers with you:

1. What time of day are you generally in the mood?

Usually the afternoon.
2. Have you ever had sex at work? Would you?

YES!! One night doing an install at an Applebees.

We were the only one's there and it was too much fun!!
3. Ever had a moment as a mom/wife/friend where you thought MAN I am a horrible mom/wife/friend and I just don't care right now? Explain.

Right now. I am not cleaning or paying attention to my son. I am so sick I just want to veg out on the couch.
4. What is the sexiest thing you own?

I have a leather corset and a short plaid skirt!

Not to mention my schmecksay spats boots.
5. Name a sexual regret from your youth.

My freshman year in High School I made out with my BFF's BF a few hours after they broke up. SLUTTY!!!

YOUR TURN!!

LINK UP!

And if you are feeling extra Wicked today....
Go and check out The Bad Girls Club

The Naughty List! Come Link Up!

Welcome welcome all my naughty ones!

Are you ready for another Naughty List?

Well it's hump day!!!

Let all that nautiness out!
Help me in welcoming my gorgeous bunch of Co-Hostesses!

1. When I was 18 I worked at a sex shop!

I got to wear sexy clothes and sell toys, games, lingerie and all sorts of other goodies!!

2. When we buy a box of brownies I usually take some out, mix with water, and eat it straight out of the bowl. Seth HATES it when I do this.

He thinks it ruins the brownies.

But I do it anyways!!

3. Blind folding me turns me on!

There is just something about using your other senses, and being at another person's will that s kind of thrilling to me!!!

Well there is my Naughty List for the week!

Now where is yours?

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