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Hello Lovers.

Miss me? I know, it's been awhile since I checked in. I have been busy with life, as I am sure you understand.
I want to welcome you all, especially you Moms and soon to be Mothers, to my new blog:
Miss Doula
I appreciate any and all of your support as I chronicle my life as a birth Doula here in Sacramento, California.
If you have any of your own Birth stories that you would like to share, I would love to have you guest post on my new Blog. Home births, Hospital Births, C-Sections, whatever your birth was I would love to share it. Thank you all for your continued love and support. I can't wait to hear more from you.

What's on Miss's phone?

I am linking up with Jessica for a new MeMe!!!
What's on my phone!

so here are Jessica's rules:

1. spend the week looking for interesting, funny, cute, special, lovely, ugly, silly, crude (okay maybe not crude), or jessica worthy pictures. and by that i mean pretty much anything.

2. when you find them, snap a shot with your phone.

3. then on tuesday, upload it into your blog!

4. and tell us about it.

since we'll be doing this once a week, we won't always have 18 pictures like i have today,

awwwwwwwbviousleeeeee.

even just ONE is fine :)

(prolly even better)

just be sure to link up YOUR what's on ______'s phone

to this blog post.

then go visit all my other linky friends to see what's on THEIR phone.

leave them a comment!

tell them their picture is hilarious.

ask them what they like to eat on their baked potato.

anything.

the point is:

sharing the love

and making friends, THROUGH our phone pics.

Ready to see what's on my phone.....Scary!

My snuggly pooch!

My goofball son!

A white pigeon! Very rare.

I just love this pic!! He is a pretty cool kid.

My laundry for two weeks!

Caden's bed off to find a new home.

My baby niece Anitra falling asleep in the toy box!

My new Blow Dryer!

My new....erm...lipstick.

Thanks D!!!

My Next Product Review.

Me being weird. And boobielicious.

Giving a friend an annoyed look.

And I took this one today...He was just lying in the road! Kinda sad...

Now Go and link up too!

Naughty List

Wanna know how Naughty I am?
I forgot to write up my own Naughty List!!!
Today though I am going to focus on the BGC and what we're linking up over there!

Today it's time to bid CB a farewell. Yes you heard right.
CB has run off to the circus to be a juggling palm reader. Hopefully she can stay sober long enough not to piss off the strong man. She has juggled so much though in the blogger land that I think she'll do just fine!
My favorite memory about CB is kinda how we met.
I had linked up to her BSF many months ago, but had forgotten to post her button. So the next Friday she chewed me out on her blog! I posted a comment ~~groveling, sobbing and kissing ass~~ apologizing and she thought I was cute and hilarious and told me "I heart your freakin face hooker!"
We've been blogging BFF's ever since.
I cried when I read the post that she was leaving.
Now what am I going to do with this stupid Flamingo she begged me for!!!
CB I'm drinkin to you! And your skank butt better come back soon!
Link up your Naughty List here and then go to the BGC and link up your CB post there. And you can do them in the same post if you like!

Would you like to help host the Naughty List? Do you have Naughty Questions that we can use for the Naughty List?
Email me!!

Naughty List! Come link Up!

Happy Hump Day Everyone!!!
You know what time it is Boys and Girls! Go check out your Naughty List Hostess's and LINK UP!

Names Will Not Be Changed To Protect The Innocent

While I know you enjoy coming to read all of juicy, naughty secrets, this is a blog hop! So we want you to link up with us! Post our naughty button somewhere on your page and then come and link yourself up so we can check you out!
Some of you aren't even bothering to follow me! And I am THE Naughty Leader, obviously! Since I was able to get all of these super amazing woman to hook up with me.
Bottom line, check us out and link up!
Now time for your naughty Questions!

1. Have you ever walked in on a family member in a sexual moment?

2. Have you ever lied to a significant other?

3. Have you ever done the deed with your child (or someone else who was oblivious) in the same room?

4. Have you ever not tipped a service person (IE manicurist, waiter, caddy, valet, stripper) for a really stupid reason? (IE Too broke to tip, didn't like how they said hello)

5. Have you ever used your womanly body parts to get you something, or get you out of something?

(I am always looking for more naughty Questions!)

What are my confessions of the week?

1. I had Coldstone ice cream last night!!! I am not allowed any sugar on my diet! But it was cookie dough and it was worth it!!!

2. I have been losing the last few weeks on both of my Fantasy Football teams. But since my husband is the commisioner on both of them, I figured he could help me cheat a little this week! I even offered him sexual favors....

But no! He turned me down. And I lost again!

3. While walking home from picking Caden up from school today I let him listen to Pandora Radio on my phone with the head phones....Just so I didn't have to listen to him go on and on and on and ask me a bajillion questions!!! Hey...I have not slept in a few days and my patience is GONE!

Don't forget to check out Wicked Wednesday over at the Bad Girl Bloggers!

Instead of answering the Naughty Questions this week I am going to put out a call to all of you Bad Boys and Girls!

Think you're bad enough to cut it at the BGC?

Then shoot me an email!

I might pick you to interview on the BGC!

Monday Linkups. Come meet me!

1. Do your pants get hung on a hangar or folded?

FOLDED!!

2. If you are stranded on an Island, what 3 things would you need to have with you (not including humans or electronic devices)?

Not including electronic devices...must mean I have them with me already!!! Or it better!

Um I need my blanket so I can sleep, lotion cause Island air is dry, and a hair tie.

3. Where is the farthest you have ever traveled to?

Greece.

4. Do you live in a house, trailer or apartment, etc.?

Apartment.

5. What is your most hated household chore?

Laundry.

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BSF and I am a Slut!

It is Blog Stalk Friday people!!!

Which means it's Friday! YAY!
And CB has made me her Slut of the Week!

Have I mentioned how amazingly awesome she is? She did do this perfect layout for me that I am reveling in!!!
Wednesday night I lost my internet connection! I was out of internet from Wednesday night until this morning!!!!
The lovely Ange kept me informed with what was up via phone calls....cause she rocks like that.

Now that I am finally back and ready to catch up on all of your posts, blogger is being a douche and has messed up my dashboard and I can't find any of your posts!!!
But it is Friday...so Hopefully today will be ok!

The Budget Fashionista

Time for the NAUGHTY LIST! Come link up!

Hello and happy Hump Day to all!

If you are new to this MeMe don't be shy! Jump on in!
We host this Naughty Linkup to let out some of our naughty secrets!
It can be the day you fed your kids cookies for breakfast, or a bedroom story to share! You make it as wholesome or as naughty as you like!
You can also, or instead of sharing 3 secrets, answer our 5 questions!

First off, here are your hostesses!

You are missing out if you are not following them!

How Naughty Am I?

1. I have been dodging a good friend's phone calls for a week.

I jut don't want to talk to them and hear them whine about

people that I don't care about!!

2. Our upstairs neighbors don't take care of their backporches,

and they are fine with letting all of their garbage

fall into our yard! So...

I pick it up and drop it in the neighbor's yard.

I take better care of mine and they never notice the extra trash!

3. I have some black, lace, lingerie that I bought 4

months ago and have not worn.

It still has the tags on it!!

Ready for your 5 questions???

5 QUESTIONS:
1. When do you feel like a naughty mommy?
2. A Celebrity that makes you think naughty things!
3. Post a picture that is rated PG or PG13 but that always makes you think naughty!
4. Tell me about your first kiss!
5. Do you "prune your lady garden"? For naughty reasons or other reasons?

My answers:

1. When do you feel like a naughty mommy?

ALWAYS!! I feel like I am constantly telling Caden to hush!

It's not that I don't want to hear about his day,

I just don't want to hear about it all at once in a yelling voice!!

2. A Celebrity that makes you think naughty things!

Since it's football season I will share this one with you...

Yeah I know ya'll are laughing right now...especially if

you have seen his Head and Shoulder's commercials.

BUT...I did have a sex dream about him once.

So now he gives me naughty thoughts!!
3. Post a picture that is rated PG or PG13 but that always makes you think naughty!

You know it's funny but naughty too!!
4. Tell me about your first kiss!

"My first kiss went a little like this..."

Just kidding....I was 12 (Young I know!!)

And it was a fall day. We were at a park, sitting on a bench.

And he smelled like cologne and spearmint gum

when we kissed.
5. Do you "prune your lady garden"? For naughty reasons or other reasons?

YES!!! But mainly for personal reasons.

I can't stand the feeling of body hair!!

Well there you go!

Don't forget to follow your hostess's!

Remember that I am always needing help coming up with Naughty Questions each week!

If you submit 5 that we use you can be our guest host for the week!

Also if you link up with your own Naughty Post you'll get 5 entries in my next giveaway!

Don't forget to check out Wicked Wednesday as well!

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