Royal Cruise.... Epic Fail
Apparently it's time for the Royal Family to hold a Royal reunion. After our cousins hosted that gaudy wedding across the pond, The Queen decided it was best for us to be simple this year and go on a cruise.
Well... You know how the Queen gets when a man in cowboy boots shows her something shiny...I hear it has a pool for the gators so my presence is requested.
Anywho... I am not against cruises... I just know that on land we can always find a liquor store. Plus I am not even sure half of those wenches can swim....
And I know that at some point the Queen will drunkenly attempt to "Drink the Ocean to find the worm".
My understanding is that everyone is coming! Even the Dame is out of retirement. Well I should say everyone except the Princess formerly known as CB. Apparently this happened the last time her and her ego got on a boat...
All in all I think it will be something to write home about. Keep an eye out for the other Royals... We like to tell stories on each other!
6 comments:
I am laughing so hard at the capsized ship.. I think I peed myself.. I have tears running down my face.. Your Aunt Dutchess is going to go insane over this post... She was rockin hot on the phone tonight... .. you rock my world ...
Dutch even posted... whooot whooot
I can just see the Queen ordering her subjects to move out of the damn way so she can suck down a worm out of the ocean. LOL
Now if we can get Aunt Dutch to make those brownies we can be on our way!
PARTY TIME!!
OMG I peed myself too! At the capsized ship and at the visual of the Queen drinking the ocean to find the worm!!
XoXo
peed@worm in the ocean
REALLY PEED@capsized boat
<3 you for stickin' with us
omg. and I'm in charge of taking her from her hellhole and pushing her down the plank. The damn ship better not capsize.
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