Gotta Train Em Young!!!

I really hope he/her/it's parents didn't name he/her/it Crystal, Rain, Big John, Destiny, Bambi, Candy, Mercedes, CoCo, or Jade, Cause He/She/It already has a great chance of becoming a stripper!!



Want to know your Stripper Name?

What's your stripper name?

Your Result: Velma Trouser-Snake
You back woods slut. Your face scares little children. You claim that the bump on your lip is only a cold sore, but we all know better. I never thought somone could get herpes on their toes.


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5 comments:

Copyboy said...

speechless for good reason.

Crazy Brunette said...

This one was mine!!!

What's your stripper name?
Your Result: Bambi Turburble


You have a strange smell coming from your crotch, but those breasts distract most of your customers. Your fraile like a fawn, but wierd, like the name Turburble.

Nice.

Joy said...

The kid musta learned it from somewhere! haha

Guilty of Gossip said...

AHA! this is great.

Just Jen said...

My is: Stacy Lace

OOOOH you sexy b----!!!!! One dollar for a dance? B---- please!! your at least worth 2. Keep on dancing, before you know it you'll be another Leetha Weapons