Friday, June 4, 2010

Sexy Live Performances, Penis size test and all my Fawk You's! Welcome to Friday Lovers.

I'm gonna
Bathe you, play with you, rub you, caress you
Tell how much I've missed you
I just wanna
Touch you, tease you, lick you, please you
Love you, hold you, make love to you
And I'm gonna
Kiss you, suck you, taste you, ride you
Feel you, make you come too.

Now that I know I have your full attention... Anyone Seen the Janet Jackson video of
"Would You Mind" Live?
If not watch it here:


You'll probly want to FF Until about 3 minutes 40 seconds in....She picks a random dude from the audience, straps him onto a board, and then pretty much has her way with him! If that guy says he didn't need to change his pants afterwords then he is lying his ass off!
I know I would have some involuntary body spasms if JJ grabbed my bajingo!

Screw checking shoe size...According to this page 13 Flabbergasting Facts About the Johnson The best way to judge a man's penis size is to look at his pointer finger!
Guys, if you're startin to feel self-concious now just read number 8:
"Jonah Falcon, the man with a 13.5 incher, the biggest penis is the world, is unemployed and living with his mother. Size doesn’t matter. Case closed."
It's at times like these I choose to go back to my roots and quote Jeff Foxworthy:
"It's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean!
But it takes a helluva long time to get to England in a rowboat!"

But this does make me want to test this theory... Nik... It's time for another Inquisition!
Ladies.... Gather your husbands and your man friends
(That does not include sons, brothers or fathers, cause then you just nasty!)
.... And let us test this finger pointer theory!
I really do want to know. Doubt me? Then you have no idea how far Nik and I will go to find out the answer to something!!
Watch and See:


If we can ask all of our man friends "How They Pee" Then surely you can eyeball the pointer finger and report back!
I'm counting on you ladies!
Stay tuned for Fawk you Friday!



1 comments:

Nikki said...

OOOOhhh I like this one...although I am so not checking out the pointer fingers of the guys we asked how they peed....ugh nightmares.