To make up for it I will tell you all about the highlight of the trip!!!
Me showing the Royals around California!
The Bratt brought the family along:
Dutchess had a name changing crisis during a particularly potent smoke and decided to go all out and get the full California make over. You can view the before and after pictures below:
The Queen really wanted to see some celebrities and got more than what she bargained for:
which scared the silicone out of the Dutchess. So we had to take her back and get it all undone.
The girls would not leave me alone about meeting the Governator. (I might have name dropped in my royal vet resume) Thankfully they were particularly toasted one day and this tranny was nice enough to help me out!
All we can really do is speculate... However this picture was from that night... And I am glad cause I thought I was hallucinating the bunnies and the Oompa Loompas.
Of course to get the best California experience you have to hit up the beach!
Next stop is to take the Dame to the Salon for a wax however!!
No worries....I made sure to impress upon them all how important sun screen is:
Seem like the driver of the booze bus may have gotten a little TOO into the beach
Despite all my warnings the princess refused to drink any water and the hooker got heat sick:
Last but not least I made sure they went to Disney Land while they were here:
Dutchess had a great time!
All in all everyone enjoyed themselves. I think it was the highlight of the trip!
No one wanted to go home... Not even ToTo.