It's the end of another week and chances are, you have something to gripe about!
Go link up with the Luscious Boobies and Let Er Rip!!

1. Fawk you to the brainiac who decided to charge 20 bucks for a birth certificate. We will all need ours at some point in life. Some turd is gettin rich off it!
2. Fawk you to my son who decided to pee in the trash can instead of the toilet. Why you may ask? Oh...Becuase no one told him not to of course!!! YUCK!
3. Fawk my body that apparently has decided now is the time to catch up on lost sleep and not letting me wake up till 11!!

CB, that crazy brunette chick AKA My lova, has made a new button for her Friday Linkup! And as everything CB does...This is UBER SEXY!!

Go check her out, FOLLOW ALL OF HER REQUIREMENTS, and then link up!


Now for my Sexy Man!
I am currently IN LOVE with the show Rokkie Blue. Staring Missy Peregrym
She is hot, she is feisty, she is a smartass....So she is me with a gun permit. She gets to make out with:


Sam Swarek

Played by:
BEN BASS
The Rogue



RANK:
Training Officer
WHAT HE’S GOT TO TEACH:
See the street with “cop eyes”; Every place and every person has a story; Trust your instincts
WHAT HE’S GOT TO LEARN:
Let's just say: following the rules is not exactly his style



I want to be arrested and frisked by this man! I don't usually go the pale with dark haired look...But something about him sets me on fire! YUM!
Check out Rookie Blue Thursday's at 9/8 C


Oh you know you love me!!! Check out the make out scene!

OMG! It's me on Camera! I got a Webcam today, thansk to my loving Grandparents. And it records Videos. Here is a snippet of things to come!


Mind you, I have no makeup on, my hair is a mess quickly pulled out of a pony tail, and I was out working today... BUT I was too excited to wait. I'll get all dolled up for you next time!

SO I made this video with a recording of my singing and a bunch of the pics from my trip!
This is my Grandpa's favorite song. I'm not real big on some of the stuff my friend did to the recording but I am appreciative for all his hard work!

Boobies is off gettin her groove thang beautified so in her honor I will host Fawk You Friday!

Ever had a moment where you just wanted to flip someone the bird, but you were a good girl and held your tongue? Well now you can share it with us!

1. Two nights ago my neighbors decided to hold a mosh pit in their bedroom. Their bedroom that shares a wall with my bedroom. The wall that my bed is on. Ok in all honesty I almost called the police for spousal abuse...The screaming and being slammed against the wall was that bad. Come to find out those crackheads were all just high. Shoulda called the PoPo anyways!
2. The same night I had to beg and plead with Seth to pick up a dead bug! (Read that delightful story here) You're the man...pick up the bug. Or no fawk you's for you!
3. One big Fawk you to Boobies who thinks her sexy butt needs cosmetic surgery! I'm about to offer to sell her some ocean front property in Colorado...... Another Fawk you to One Crazy brunette chick, as previously stated she likes it when I talk dirty to her...and I just can't resist!! And another Fawk you  plus a butt smack and a boobie shake to Nikki. Cause she is one hott momma!

Yes I know a little different from the usual...but I am just in one of those moods! What can I say?
I leave you with this very funny video! Have a luahg on me!

FUNNY!!! And she is one brave lady! You need to check her out at My Mom's a Nerd!
She is absolutely gorgoeous, a photgrapher, and She's from Cali! I think this video proves we have another funny mom to keep our eye on!

 Once Upon a Dream from the Disney film, Sleeping Beauty, 1959.
Lyrics:

[Briar Rose:]


I wonder, I wonder,


I wonder why each little bird has a someone


To sing to, sweet things to,


A gay little love melody


I wonder, I wonder,


I wonder if my heart keeps singing,


Will my song go winging


To someone, who'll find me


And bring back a love song to me.


[Briar Rose:]


I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream


I know you, the gleam in your eyes is so familiar a-gleam


Yet I know it's true that visions are seldom all they seem


But if I know you, I know what you do,


You'll love me at once, the way you did once upon a dream


But if I know you, I know what you do,


You love me at once,


[Prince Phillip and Briar Rose:]


The way you did once upon a dream


[Prince Phillip:]


I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream


I know you, the gleam in your eyes is so familiar a-gleam


[Chorus:]


And I know it's true that visions are seldom all they seem


But if I know you, I know what you do,

You love me at once, the way you did once upon a dream.

 

Nikki made this video right after I flew home from my visit with her in March. I had a rough day today and needed a good laugh and this is what did the trick!
Hope you all giggle till you pee yourself, shoot soda out your nose at the  computer, or laugh so hard the dog thinks your nuts! MWAH!