When I should be doing the dishes, blogging, or getting out of my PJ's.
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
When I should be doing the dishes, blogging, or getting out of my PJ's.
Monday, August 30, 2010
Cosmo has had this feature for a long time called FUN FEARLESS FEMALE.
It always features some hot actress that has been primped, plucked, blow dried, squeezed into couture and then air brushed to look a size 0 since a size 2 is just freakin GINORMOUS!
Don't get me wrong...I loved Cosmo. But I discovered that all you need is one years worth of it. Then you will know which bathing suit to wear for your shape, all of the sex tips in the world, What shade of lip gloss to wear in winter, how to find your G-spot, and how to give yourself an emergency mani pedi on vacay! Buy one year and your set for ten. Promise.
Back to the matter at hand.
How fearless do you have to be to get a primped pic of you thrown onto a magazine cover?
Jennifer Love Hewitt is a beautiful chick.
And I bet her boobs look that great naturally.
Most of you probly haven't heard of the show TOP GEAR. (Not Top Gun...I do know what I am talking about so shut up!)
It's a car show that plays on BBC. It's absolutely hilarious though! Anywho...They got Cameron Diaz and Tom Cruise to stop by and be interviewed and do one of their segments called
A STAR IN A REASONABLY PRICED CAR.
Now, I'm not a huge Tom Cruize fan...He is kinda sexy though....but he has said some stuff that I find personally offensive. To the point that I don't pay much attention to him. BUT...He showed up on one of my fave shows so I watched...And he got their reasonably priced car on 2 wheels!!!
Not only that...Cameron Diaz ended up with the track record!!! Until Tommy boy beat her!
Check out the video. It's pretty cool. And if you get BBC check out Top Gear.
Caden has a cold and stayed home from school today. Yay for me. Um no....
My blow dryer kicked the bucket this weekend. It went out in a spray of shiny lights and tried to take me with it. AKA...It short circuited and tried to electrocute me. No love lost there!
Now I am trying to find a new one. AKA....Trying to convince my husband that I NEED the Chi one to match my Pink Chi Flat Iron. Duh.
I had my test assessment at the college I want to attend tonight....And I aced it!!! Which I was not expecting. I about ask the lady to re run my answers to be sure...but I'll let them figure out their mistakes on their own! So....Once I finish with the financial stuff, I will officially be starting COLLEGE!
Wow....it didn't feel real until now!
I'll be getting my Associates Degree in Applied Sciences. And I will be a licensed Veterinary Technician. So prepare for my blog to be filled with horror stories!!!
Friday, August 27, 2010
Not all of you will know exactly what I am talking about.
But yesterday one of my favorite bloggess's to read was viciously attacked in a Blog Review, and then attacked again by readers on the comments section. WHY?
It doesn't make any sense to me!
If you don't like what some one's blog says then CLICK OFF! Simple.
Don't sit there and read it and then make fun of that person.
I won't mention WHO this irritating little insect of a blogger is, cause they got enough attention yesterday. But they are obviously some stupid little peon who wanted some good ratings and decided to go after one of the more popular bloggers. And they got their attention fix!
They average 5-10 comments a post....Their attack yesterday got them over 100 comments.
It is just bad business to attack other bloggers. Gaining blog popularity is a good chunk word of mouth. Why tarnish your reputation by being the jerk who attacks others?
I am SO against this that if I see one of my fave blogs attacking another blogger without cause I will Click the Un follow button. And then I will sick the attack kitty on you.
He's a killer!
Well Caden survived his first week of Kindergarten. He seems to really like it. His teacher really likes him a lot, but she thinks he needs to be moved to 1st grade. (My son is continuing my legacy of skipping grades!) She told me today that he has an issue with letting the rest of the kids answer questions though.
She'll ask a question but prefaces it with "Now Caden, this is thinking time. We need to let everyone think before you say the answer."
Then she has to tell him to put his hand over his mouth cause he says the answer just comes out and he can't stop it.
So he puts his hand over his mouth....and says the answer anyways. lol The good thing is that she says he is always right!
On Monday when I went to go and get him all of the kids had little pieces of paper saying that they had a great first day and they had little Hershey's Kisses attached to them. On little girl, chocolate smeared on her face like war paint, shoves the paper in her mom's face, and the mom proceeded to screech "Oh I bet she gave it to only you cause you're the best kid in her class." RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE OTHER KIDS! And of course this is the mother who parks in the handicap zone cause she doesn't have time to wait her own turn! So I got my You're a horrible person look on my face, ready to give her the death stare the second she looked up, but before I could make my move this angelic voice with an ornery edge spoke up and said "No she didn't. She gave us all one. And your girl wouldn't be quiet while the teacher was talking all day."
OMG THAT WAS MY VOICE! Coming from my child's body! I should have felt bad....But no. My baby is just callin it as he sees it. Of course I went into judo mommy form cause I knew that lady wasn't gonna let that go, but I am quick on the draw too! I bent down and hugged my little pain in the arse and told him "It's not nice to tattle. Not every kid can be as well behaved as you."
Hehe Point for me sucka!
Of course I had to pay for my impudence with his whining the whole walk home. But I still consider it worth it.
Can't wait to see what happens in the weeks to come!!
Wanna know what it is?
It makes no sense! You know what I think it should be?
Because let's face it....At some point in your life, probly more times than anyone wants to admit, you will NEED to say sorry to someone you love. It could be "I'm sorry that I woke you up in the middle of the night because I burnt my nipple with hott lava." Or it could be "Sorry that I threatened to torch your golf clubs when I didn't realize you weren't being insensitive, you just weren't getting my texts."
You are not a perfect lover of anyone. Anyone who loves you is not a perfect lover. We will all have the need to say I am sorry. It's wanting to say sorry and fix what's wrong that shows you really love someone.
Never having to say sorry....I just want to rip some one's throat out for that one.
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
I completely forgot the naughty list!
I need a spankin!
But hey...It's been a crazy week for me so please forgive me!
We will continue next week....With a few new hostess's too!
It's 1:20 am and I am WIDE awake. YAY! Third night in a row. Hopefully tonight I'll fall asleep before 5 am. Since I have so much going on in my head tonight I guess I'll just blah blah blah it here.
Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: You are confused because the Bible describes God as an omnipotent and benevolent deity.
Lieutenant Chatrand: Exactly.
Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: Omnipotent-benevolent simply means that God is all-powerful and well-meaning.
Lieutenant Chatrand: I understand the concept. It’s just… there seems to be a contradiction.
Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: Yes. The contradiction is pain. Man’s starvation, war, sickness…
Lieutenant Chatrand: Exactly! Terrible things happen in this world. Human tragedy seems like proof that God could not possibly be both all-powerful and well-meaning. If He loves us and has the power to change our situation, He would prevent our pain, wouldn’t he?
Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: Would He?
Lieutenant Chatrand: Well… if God Loves us, and He can protect us, He would have to. It seems He is either omnipotent and uncaring, or benevolent and powerless to help.
Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: Do you have children?
Lieutenant Chatrand: No, signore.
Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: Imagine you had an eight-year-old son… would you love him?
Lieutenant Chatrand: Of course.
Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: Would you let him skateboard?
Lieutenant Chatrand: Yeah, I guess. Sure I’d let him skateboard, but I’d tell him to be careful.
Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: So as this child’s father, you would give him some basic, good advice and then let him go off and make his own mistakes?
Lieutenant Chatrand: I wouldn’t run behind him and mollycoddle him if that’s what you mean.
Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: But what if he fell and skinned his knee?
Lieutenant Chatrand: He would learn to be more careful.
Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: So although you have the power to interfere and prevent your child’s pain, you would choose to show you love by letting him learn his own lessons?
Lieutenant Chatrand: Of course. Pain is part of growing up. It’s how we learn.
Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: Exactly.
Reading this gives me all sorts of thoughts on the subject. Yes I was hurt. But I have also been given the tools to deal with it. It's made me a much more competent person. Pain is part of growing up....It's how I use what I went through.
I know that God doesn't cause the pain, so it's not right to blame him. I can only believe that someday, the lessons I have learned will help me in my life, or help me to help someone else. And make the pain worth it.
I have been thinking of going back to school. It was a huge deal to Seth that I stayed home with Caden until he started school. Now my time is my own! I have done a lot of thinking about what I could do. I have a lot of medical experience, so the thought of becoming a nurse or working as medical personnel seems logical. But honestly the pay for medical sucks here in California.
I thought, too, about going to school for Web Design. It's something that fascinates me and I tend to pick it up really well. But I don't know if it's what I want to do for work.
It's been a long time dream of mine to work for the SPCA as a rescue officer. I have grown up with animals my whole life and feel comfortable with anything from Snakes to Horses. So on Thursday I am going to a local College to talk to them about their Veterinary Technician program!
Last night my left foot was really hurting and slightly swollen. Today I can barely walk on it. I can't get in to see my doc for two weeks so I might have Seth take me to the ER tomorrow. It really worries me. I broke the bottom of it when I was 17 and never went to the doctor for it. I really hope I am not going to be paying for a stupid mistake!
Lastly...The Royal Princess CB is picking out her new royal title! Go and vote!!! Please vote for
PRINCESS CLASSY ASS. I came up with it!
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
I have lots of things coming up this week!!
A review for Lavaque!
And....looking for a new dining table? What about some bedding?
Check out CSN stores!
I'll be doing a review for them this week too!
Stay Tuned folks!
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