Tuesday, August 31, 2010

The NAUGHTY LIST is here!!

Life As I See It

It is time for the Naughty List!!!
So break out your stories!
Installed a stripper pole in the bedroom? Or flip off the husband when his back was turned?
Well it's time to share with the rest of us Naughty Girls!
Go and check out your Hostess's!

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AY! Sexy ladies eh?
Ok here is my Naughty List for this week:

1. I once vandalized a woman's house.
In my defense she would wake me up at least once a week at 4 am, drunk off her butt,
and asking me for change. She would say it was her Bday and she just needed ONE drink.

2. I take the batteries out of Caden's Leapster for my...Ahem..Personal toys.

3. I spend WAY too long playing My Vineyard on FB.
When I should be doing the dishes, blogging, or getting out of my PJ's.

Ya....My Vineyard is super cute.
BTW....Hit me up if you need some neighbors! lol
OK! NOW! Your job....
Then Check out the Hostess's.
THEN...Post your own Naughty List!

Monday, August 30, 2010

I should be on Cosmo Magazine. (Slight Nudity)

Cosmo has had this feature for a long time called FUN FEARLESS FEMALE.
It always features some hot actress that has been primped, plucked, blow dried, squeezed into couture and then air brushed to look a size 0 since a size 2 is just freakin GINORMOUS!
Don't get me wrong...I loved Cosmo. But I discovered that all you need is one years worth of it. Then you will know which bathing suit to wear for your shape, all of the sex tips in the world, What shade of lip gloss to wear in winter, how to find your G-spot, and how to give yourself an emergency mani pedi on vacay! Buy one year and your set for ten. Promise.
Back to the matter at hand.
How fearless do you have to be to get a primped pic of you thrown onto a magazine cover?

Jennifer Love Hewitt is a beautiful chick.
And I bet her boobs look that great naturally.
But fearless?

Katherine Heigl.
Another stunning woman.
But then again.... couture and air brushing does wonders...
But it doesn't make you fearless.

Now these woman are my idols:

Glamour's real woman, real beauty.
These are all plus sized models.
I see tummy rolls, flat butts, saggy boobs, tan lines...
And probly a stretch mark or two.
But these woman are fearless.
Fearless and gorgeous.

Which all brings me back to my original point... I should be on Cosmo.
Think about it....Are you more likely to buy it with This month's "Fearless" Airbrushed actress on it?
Or with a woman who is not afraid to be on the cover, No makeup, and no airbrushing.
Oh who am I kidding?
Ya'll buy it for the sex manual!

Cameron Diaz, Tom Cruise and Top Gear

Most of you probly haven't heard of the show TOP GEAR. (Not Top Gun...I do know what I am talking about so shut up!)
It's a car show that plays on BBC. It's absolutely hilarious though! Anywho...They got Cameron Diaz and Tom Cruise to stop by and be interviewed and do one of their segments called
Now, I'm not a huge Tom Cruize fan...He is kinda sexy though....but he has said some stuff that I find personally offensive. To the point that I don't pay much attention to him. BUT...He showed up on one of my fave shows so I watched...And he got their reasonably priced car on 2 wheels!!!
Not only that...Cameron Diaz ended up with the track record!!! Until Tommy boy beat her!
Check out the video. It's pretty cool. And if you get BBC check out Top Gear.

Bloo Blah and Blech.

Caden: Mommy did you see my gameboy last night?
Me: I surely did not.
Caden: Maybe a spy took it!!
 Me: Ya I highly doubt that punkin.
Caden: Maybe a Secret Agent took it!
Me: Maybe you just forgot where you put it.
Caden: Aw it's under the couch. How boring.
Me: The rest of your cold medicine is mine kiddo!!!

Caden has a cold and stayed home from school today. Yay for me. Um no....
My blow dryer kicked the bucket this weekend. It went out in a spray of shiny lights and tried to take me with it. AKA...It short circuited and tried to electrocute me. No love lost there!
Now I am trying to find a new one. AKA....Trying to convince my husband that I NEED the Chi one to match my Pink Chi Flat Iron. Duh.

I had my test assessment at the college I want to attend tonight....And I aced it!!! Which I was not expecting. I about ask the lady to re run my answers to be sure...but I'll let them figure out their mistakes on their own! So....Once I finish with the financial stuff, I will officially be starting COLLEGE!
Wow....it didn't feel real until now!
I'll be getting my Associates Degree in Applied Sciences. And I will be a licensed Veterinary Technician. So prepare for  my blog to be filled with horror stories!!!

Friday, August 27, 2010

Hate of the day Part 2

Not all of you will know exactly what I am talking about.
But yesterday one of my favorite bloggess's to read was viciously attacked in a Blog Review, and then attacked again by readers on the comments section. WHY?
It doesn't make any sense to me!
If you don't like what some one's blog says then CLICK OFF! Simple.
Don't sit there and read it and then make fun of that person.
I won't mention WHO this irritating little insect of a blogger is, cause they got enough attention yesterday. But they are obviously some stupid little peon who wanted some good ratings and decided to go after one of the more popular bloggers. And they got their attention fix!
They average 5-10 comments a post....Their attack yesterday got them over 100 comments.
It is just bad business to attack other bloggers. Gaining blog popularity is a good chunk word of mouth. Why tarnish your reputation by being the jerk who attacks others?
I am SO against this that if I see one of my fave blogs attacking another blogger without cause I will Click the Un follow button. And then I will sick the attack kitty on you.

Don't let those fluffy ears and bright green eyes fool you.
He's a killer!
He'll get ya from behind!

First Week of School Over.

Well Caden survived his first week of Kindergarten. He seems to really like it. His teacher really likes him a lot, but she thinks he needs to be moved to 1st grade. (My son is continuing my legacy of skipping grades!) She told me today that he has an issue with letting the rest of the kids answer questions though.
She'll ask a question but prefaces it with "Now Caden, this is thinking time. We need to let everyone think before you say the answer."
Then she has to tell him to put his hand over his mouth cause he says the answer just comes out and he can't stop it.
So he puts his hand over his mouth....and says the answer anyways. lol The good thing is that she says he is always right!

On Monday when I went to go and get him all of the kids had little pieces of paper saying that they had a great first day and they had little Hershey's Kisses attached to them. On little girl, chocolate smeared on her face like war paint, shoves the paper in her mom's face, and the mom proceeded to screech "Oh I bet she gave it to only you cause you're the best kid in her class."  RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE OTHER KIDS! And of course this is the mother who parks in the handicap zone cause she doesn't have time to wait her own turn! So I got my You're a horrible person look on my face, ready to give her the death stare the second she looked up, but before I could make my move this angelic voice with an ornery edge spoke up and said "No she didn't. She gave us all one. And your girl wouldn't be quiet while the teacher was talking all day."
OMG THAT WAS MY VOICE! Coming from my child's body! I should have felt bad....But no. My baby is just callin it as he sees it. Of course I went into judo mommy form cause I knew that lady wasn't gonna let that go, but I am quick on the draw too! I bent down and hugged my little pain in the arse and told him "It's not nice to tattle. Not every kid can be as well behaved as you."
Hehe Point for me sucka!
Of course I had to pay for my impudence with his whining the whole walk home. But I still consider it worth it.
Can't wait to see what happens in the weeks to come!!

First hate of the day!

There is a popular saying that I hate. Just hate with a passion! Hate so much that I wanna find the person who first said it and grab him by the throat and then shove him up the butt of the person who said it second, making it something immortal!
Wanna know what it is?
"Love means never having to say you're sorry."
Now what sort of sycophantic BS is that?!?
It makes no sense! You know what I think it should be?
"Love means wanting to say you're sorry."Doesn't that make sense?
Because let's face it....At some point in your life, probly more times than anyone wants to admit, you will NEED to say sorry to someone you love. It could be "I'm sorry that I woke you up in the middle of the night because I burnt my nipple with hott lava." Or it could be "Sorry that I threatened to torch your golf clubs when I didn't realize you weren't being insensitive, you just weren't getting my texts."
You are not a perfect lover of anyone. Anyone who loves you is not a perfect lover. We will all have the need to say I am sorry. It's wanting to say sorry and fix what's wrong that shows you really love someone.
Never having to say sorry....I just want to rip some one's throat out for that one.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

LaVaque Tweezers Review and GIVE AWAY!!!

Have you heard of LaVaque yet?
Allow me to be your guide.

These are more than just Tweezers.
These are THE Tweezers. 
The Tweezers that daily Tweezer using professionals use to Tweeze!
Here's why:

  • Soft Tension for more control.

  • Specially engineered to reduce strain on your fingers.

  • Professional precision.

  • Soft matte finish.

  • Lightweight.

  • Soft tension.

  • Ultra thin tips.
Plus....And I saved the best for last...

You break them...REPLACED FREE.
You dull them...REPLACED FREE.
No questions asked.
And they don't send you some cheap refurbished Tweezers,
Brand new LaVaque Tweezers!
When LaVaque asked me to do this review I let them know that I work with a group called
 The Big Pink Ribbon, in raising awareness for breast cancer. And look which set of LaVaque Tweezers they sent me:

Help us in the fight against breast cancer with these LaVaque Slanted Swarovski ® – Pink Tourmaline tweezers. With every purchase, LaVaque Tweezers will donate $3.00 to the National Breast Cancer Foundation.

Seriously! How cool are these people?
Not to mention when you LIKE them on Facebook you are automatically entered into their weekly free giveaway for your own set of LaVaque Tweezers.

One last reason to Fall in love with them:

Ya...I need this shirt.
So what are you waiting for?
Go and check out their beautiful website and order the last pair of Tweezers you will ever need!

Want to win your own pair of LaVaque Tweezers? Follow the directions below!
(# 1 is the only mandatory entry. You must do # 1 for any of your other entries to qualify. All entries WILL be checked! One comment PER entry!)

  • Go to LaVaque and leave me a comment on which ones you would love to own.  

  • Like LaVaque Tweezers on Facebook. (+ 2 entries)

  • Post a comment on their Facebook page how you heard about them through my giveaway! (+3 Entries)

  • Add me to your Google Friend connect. (+2 Entries)

  • Sign up for my Blog Via Email. (+3 Entries)

  • Refer a friend to this giveaway. (+ 5 Entries) (Friend must say who sent them)

  • Blog about this giveaway. (+ 10 Entries)

  • Tweet this giveaway and or post this blog link and a comment on your facebook page. (+ 3 Entries)

  • Add my button to your page. (+5 Entries)
I will use the Random Number Generator to pick a winner!
Winner will be chosen on Wednesday September 8th.

Naughty List...Not so much!

I completely forgot the naughty list!
I need a spankin!
But hey...It's been a crazy week for me so please forgive me!
We will continue next week....With a few new hostess's too!

Insomniatic Ramblings

It's 1:20 am and I am WIDE awake. YAY! Third night in a row. Hopefully tonight I'll fall asleep before 5 am. Since I have so much going on in my head tonight I guess I'll just blah blah blah it here.

I just finished reading The DaVinci Code and Angels and Demons. If you haven't read the books you've probly seen the movies. I had been wanting to read them but I just can't stand reading a book when it's popular. So I finally started them last week. I think the second one was my favorite. It's all about the Illuminati. Who are so mysterious already! It was nice to get a sneak peak into them!
I know some people who were very shocked that I would read books like that since I have a very strong founded faith in the scriptures. I guess I just know what the truth is, so reading some fiction doesn't bother me. So many people get mixed up in confusion over what their religious group tells them is right that they get angry and assume that God  is a load of bunk. If you read the scriptures for yourself however, it's pretty clear cut.
There was a point made in Angels and Demons though, that made me think of things in a very different way. (I love it when a book can do that.) Back story...
I had a rough childhood, I was abused in every way by a step father and abused in other ways by my mother. I have always struggled with why God would let children get hurt. I know that there is a greater issue involved, the Sovereignty of God's name. And the Scriptures say that God hates to see his children suffer. But it was still so hard to understand. I'll Paste the scene from the book below:

Lieutenant Chatrand: I don’t understand this omnipotent-benevolent thing.

Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: You are confused because the Bible describes God as an omnipotent and benevolent deity.
Lieutenant Chatrand: Exactly.
Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: Omnipotent-benevolent simply means that God is all-powerful and well-meaning.
Lieutenant Chatrand: I understand the concept. It’s just… there seems to be a contradiction.
Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: Yes. The contradiction is pain. Man’s starvation, war, sickness…
Lieutenant Chatrand: Exactly! Terrible things happen in this world. Human tragedy seems like proof that God could not possibly be both all-powerful and well-meaning. If He loves us and has the power to change our situation, He would prevent our pain, wouldn’t he?
Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: Would He?
Lieutenant Chatrand: Well… if God Loves us, and He can protect us, He would have to. It seems He is either omnipotent and uncaring, or benevolent and powerless to help.
Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: Do you have children?
Lieutenant Chatrand: No, signore.
Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: Imagine you had an eight-year-old son… would you love him?
Lieutenant Chatrand: Of course.
Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: Would you let him skateboard?
Lieutenant Chatrand: Yeah, I guess. Sure I’d let him skateboard, but I’d tell him to be careful.
Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: So as this child’s father, you would give him some basic, good advice and then let him go off and make his own mistakes?
Lieutenant Chatrand: I wouldn’t run behind him and mollycoddle him if that’s what you mean.
Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: But what if he fell and skinned his knee?
Lieutenant Chatrand: He would learn to be more careful.
Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: So although you have the power to interfere and prevent your child’s pain, you would choose to show you love by letting him learn his own lessons?
Lieutenant Chatrand: Of course. Pain is part of growing up. It’s how we learn.
Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca: Exactly.
Reading this gives me all sorts of thoughts on the subject. Yes I was hurt. But I have also been given the tools to deal with it. It's made me a much more competent person. Pain is part of growing up....It's how I use what I went through.
I know that God doesn't cause the pain, so it's not right to blame him. I can only believe that someday, the lessons I have learned will help me in my life, or help me to help someone else. And make the pain worth it.

I have been thinking of going back to school. It was a huge deal to Seth that I stayed home with Caden until he started school. Now my time is my own! I have done a lot of thinking about what I could do. I have a lot of medical experience, so the thought of becoming a nurse or working as medical personnel seems logical. But honestly the pay for medical sucks here in California.
I thought, too, about going to school for Web Design. It's something that fascinates me and I tend to pick it up really well. But I don't know if it's what I want to do for work.
It's been a long time dream of mine to work for the SPCA as a rescue officer. I have grown up with animals my whole life and feel comfortable with anything from Snakes to Horses. So on Thursday I am going to a local College to talk to them about their Veterinary Technician program!

Last night my left foot was really hurting and slightly swollen. Today I can barely walk on it. I can't get in to see my doc for two weeks so I might have Seth take me to the ER tomorrow. It really worries me. I broke the bottom of it when I was 17 and never went to the doctor for it. I really hope I am not going to be paying for a stupid mistake!
Lastly...The Royal Princess CB is picking out her new royal title! Go and vote!!!  Please vote for
PRINCESS CLASSY ASS. I came up with it!

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Coming up this week!

I have lots of things coming up this week!!
A review for Lavaque!
And....looking for a new dining table? What about some bedding?
Check out CSN stores!
I'll be doing a review for them this week too!
Stay Tuned folks!

REVIEW: Deluxe Spats Boots from Sexual Fantasy Boutique

Ever thought your favorite Sex Toy Shop had more to offer than just toys?
Well I am so happy to show you that Sexual Fantasy Boutique is much more than what they seem!
Check out the most adorable boots I found!

These are VERY sexy!

The Deluxe Spats Boots are made mainly for sexy Gangster costumes but they look great with any black and white costume. They are also a sexy boot to wear out paired with a black skirt. The boot features a white body with a black patent toe and heel and small black buttons up the side. The Spats Boot has a luxurious 4 inch heel with a small hidden platform.
Retail Value: $74.99
SFB's Price: $54.97

    My Thoughts:
These boots are gorgeous!
When you hold them in your hand you know they are very well made!
The stitching on the inside of the boot is very sturdy.
Some of my favorite aspects are:

Adorable packaging!!!
Pink Bottoms! It's a Kitten Heel Feel!

The label on the inside.

Soft pink inline!

These boots are made well and look great!

Now what I don't like:
They look hot right?

Not so much from this angle....

I am a size 9 shoe. Some shoes I wear a 9 1/2
I have never worn a ten. But these shoes don't come in half sizes, so to be safe I orded a ten.
My toes go all the way to the end and are squished. Plus they won't zip.
I don't have big legs, but they are fairly toned from running, so that could be the issue.

So if you are a woman with smaller feet and calves these boots are a must have!
Don't forget to check out Sexual Fantasy Boutique for lingerie and sexy costumes too!